[Intro] -Oh, hi Christian -Hi! Why is it so dark in here? -Well, you'll find out later See that mark I have on the rug there? -Yes -Well go stand on it -Okay -Okay, what do you see? -You -You know, I have magical powers and all I have to do is a little twiddling down here, and now what do you see? -You're turning into a skeleton -Yes [Verse] While you're out there settling I will turn to a skeleton All you've ever longed for is relevance I'm bursting at the seams with elegance Some might say I'm heaven sent I just say they're full of sh** because I never asked for this We never asked We never asked for this [Hook] Now nobody wants me (x5)