Surreal The MC - Follow These Simple Steps lyrics

[Verse 1: Big Burn] I got the cake Surreal's got the weed Better pump the brakes fore we crash in a tree One hand on the wheel lips on the Cuervo Sarcophagus the puss like Kanye the pharaoh Barrel roll into a ditch eluding the cops is a cinch How do u know when you've hit your party apex Till there isn't any god damn brain cells left Sex yes don't mind if I do Imbecilic twats don't really have a clue What this f**ing Big Burn co*k came here to do b**h act your age and not your shoe Size cries it's all I ever hear Rest a**ured baby you got nothing to fear Welcome to Big Burn's invidious premiere Keeping my hoes on a string like a puppeteer Chorus2x It's Big Burn & Dirty S in the flesh Drugs, filthy raps, & unprotected s** Social rejects that got your parents vexed Wanna get f**ed up? Follow these simple steps [Verse 2: Surreal The MC] Payday at last got money to burn Get ready get rowdy got plenty of sherm It's the D S baby dirty s in the house Lights to bright so I'm turning em out Mics to quiet so I'm turning it loud Check 1,2,3 like I'm learning to count Big burns party you know they don't stop They don't even start till they calling the cops All ya'll rock to the left shake shakey Burn one baby and your face gets bakey Make me a drink I'll tip your Jar Jar Binks Who threw up in the sink? well it don't even stink Don't even blink or you'll miss this shotty Toast to the host with the most Bacardi Party real hard and rhyme real basic That's the way I cut might call me Lasik Chorus2x [Verse 3: Big Burn & Surreal The MC] Ambiguous abstract we spit ink blots Precise on the mic like atomic clocks Thought for food & food for thought Rhymes sicker than dried masturbation socks I'm so cold that I'm really hot I'm so drunk that I'm really not Really rock like a pebble in a fish pond This bomb drop on your head like a b**h mom Verisimilitudinous We paul pierce you're a "psuedo" nuisance Unscrupulous verbal contusions Polysyllabic linguistic locutions Beer so cold like a penguin taking nyquill Might chill my pills stand my time still I'm ill surreal dirty s the dime k** Colder than a boulder in the freezer keep the line's chilled Chorus 2x