Surfing New Jersey - Taylor Mead's Assa**ination lyrics

[Verse 1: Kevin Parker] Negative twenty percent for being a loser A calling card for the casual collector Sweet leaf, enter me slowly Seduce me like a graduate Crawling like a junkie Bleeding from my cornea Spinning myself around f** my equilibrium in half Computer mind, a velvet body A tool for man: a cross-eyed pig Telling dirty jokes to a Christian A mind of madness taking over I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Garrett! [Andrew Garrett Guitar Solo] [Pre-Verse: Andrew Garrett] (Calling the White House) *White House receptionist*: "White House." *Andrew*: "Oh sh** it worked!" *White House receptionist*: "Make if your last time calling" *Andrew*: "Huh?!" [Verse 2: Andrew Garrett] Lack of photosynthesis, A.K.A. the gothic problem Prancing' through the street Little girls with their Barbie doll feet Ferbies in all their wisdom Learning the art of discipline Imperial footsteps stomping Nazis in the shower Marshall jumps 'round the corner Headed soon for the coroner Weekends, calling the White House Surfing the waves of New Jersey Time to break it down, Zack! [Zack Perez Guitar Solo] [Pre-Verse: Zack Perez] Shut the f** up! [Verse 3: Zack Perez] Kicked out like the green man Jura**ic, b**h it's cla**ic Woodstock, fuzzing up in place Bending through time and space Winery in the daycare Children, what do they care? Bingo, in the courthouse Creeping like a sea mouse Powder the victim's noses Stealing as the stores closes Holding a heart of darkness Keep me on your harness Oh Kevin! [Kevin Parker Guitar Solo] [Verse 4: Tyler Overfield] Gas leak in the moped I'm raising the living dead! Apple juice in my bloodstream Ice cream for the mainstream Jedi, using the force Riding dirty on the golf course Looking at her sweet a** Jacking all over the gla** Xbox in the '01, Playing Mr. Obi Wan Rethink the whole situation This is Taylor Mead's Assa**ination [Tyler Overfield Drum Solo] [Outro: Zack] I wanna sing, give me a diamond ring now