Watch out for the dummies Here they come They come out on weekends Boy, are they dumb Look out for the dummies There's a million and more They'll rip off your spot They think they're hot, totally Dummies to the left Dummies to the right Destroy all dummies Fight, fight, fight If you see a dummie Send it back where it came The land of the lowlife The land of the lame Do you know which way It is to the nude beach? Slimy seaweed Oh guy, all this sand Pa** the bu*ter please Hey, watch out for that Frisbee It almost hit me Hey, get away from me The water's too cold Got a sixer? Forget it Thank you