Too big, too big for her top When are those strings gonna pop distracting all the surfers They forget about the tubes, no time for waves Let's talk about those b**bs You just can't miss her when she's coming your way Just how big they are it's hard to say We wanna get to know her but there's hardly any room Everybody wants to see bazooms Over the shoulder, boulder holders, hey Will you look at the size of those things? Unbelievable, ouch Forget it man, I couldn't handle it I can't handle it man Aw, come on man, go for it Forget it man Uh, you know, just don't bother I'll pa** on that, I can't handle it No way, boy I'm not going near those No way, no possible way Uh uh, pa** Just forget it, pal, you can have it Forget it, all yours