Surf Punks - Somebody Ripped My Stick lyrics

Somebody ripped my stick That guy must be a prick I guess I finally ran out of luck If I ever find him he's gonna get f**ed That board was really fine Got it in Hawai'I it was one of da kine Got me out of trouble, it saved my life By the way buddy have you seen my wife? I'll punch him, I'll beat him, I'll pound his head And if I ever find him, he's gonna be dead Last time I saw it, it was strapped to my car I was checkin out the surf, never went very far What bums me out, it was my very best board I asked a cop about it, he said 'Praise the lord' Red blue trim, ultrathin rails I called it perfection, it never fails Paper-thin textured deck, king kong core If anybody finds it, $5 reward I'll bend I'll twist him, I'll break him in two Now don't laugh buddy, it could be you Somebody ripped my stick Somebody ripped my stick Somebody ripped my stick Hey somebody ripped my stick off I spent all my money on that board I gotta have it back I like that board God it rode the bay great It was the best board out there It looked the best God dammit I want that board back If I find that guy he's gonna have a skag up his a** I hate that f**in mind your own business, that's my property My property I own that thing, it belongs to me Give it back Give it back Give it back Give it back And I swear it better not have one ding on it Not one