Surf Punks - Meet Me At The Beach lyrics

Sand's too hot Water's too cold Guy's too young Girl's too old Surf's too bug and gnarly (For me) I go into the water My body just gets numb I stepped on a shark Boy, that thing was dumb Can someone tell me why that lifeguard's swimming out ? (To me) I bought a new wetsuit Ring around the collar Forgot that I was broke Can I borrow a dollar? Doesn't someone out there have some coin? (For me) Meet me at the beach It's not hard to reach Girls, guys Tubes, b**bs Happening hot Really, alright Found a case of Lowi Gee, what a score Drank them all in seconds Got any more? Just how wasted can I get? (Today) My fries fell in the sand My burger's not so nice The Pepsi just spilled over Opps, I dropped my ice When will everything be just right? (For me) Meet me at the beach It's not hard to reach Frisbee, look out Hey man, punch out Six foot lefts Ten foot rights Parties, girls Going to the beach Let's find a place to park There's a spot right there Oops, too late, it's dark Why does this always happen? (To me) Hey, it's gonna be a hot one today 85 in town, 95 in the Valley I suggest you all pile in the old jalopies And get on out to that beach It's gonna be a cool 75 in the air, 70 in the water And we got a swell from the west today at 3 to 5 feet So grab your sticks and let's go surfing, ooh