(Oooooh) x4 [Verse 1]: Yeah This is an allegory in rhyme of a Herspanic herstorian Who wears pearls of the orient Whose house is a Germanic Victorian Her mom's from Panama and sells ceramics, the origin Is coastal; her dad is a mechanic from Oregon I hope you like this story, 'cuz she planned it, it's Freudian She's a sophersticated student, age is nineteen Blonde hair, her dad's genes got her looking like a viqueen Her hood's secure and she be walking through the streets like "Homie I'm safe, I live on Martin Luther Queen drive" Nobody gets carjilled or robbed for their large bills The streets ain't hot They're prolly closer to Chile than Brazil One day she woke up, her home had smelled of flapjills The Bisquick kind where all you have to do is add milk Breakfast in bed...and it's all because of dad's guilt He made a blanket statement that blatantly lacks quilts (Sur5ILL) Yeah I don't even have a f**ing hoof for this More like a message Like, respect the females nahmean? Stop raping them Don't put your hands on them It's just not cool [Verse 2] Yeah Flashback to twenty years ago, his wife got off the pill plot Mom said I'm preggers, together dad thought they hit the jillpot Excited for a boy and any other choice would k** pop He sulks and frowns the ultrasound indicates they will not He's a s**ist.. Thinks Hercules should be His-cules And the women's suffrage victory in history is a slippery Way to buy in--why is Boehner crying? Let's examine it closely He loves his country! He hates broads And slanders Nancy Pelosi They were talking politics, she threw a hersy fit She pursed her lips and cursed a bit at her dad the Conservative Yeah he's pro life, so apropos right? He didn't get the gender he wanted but they rolled dice Her dad told this to Jill, he wanted a Jack to fit the build But he got her...and this left a sour taste like hints of dill She wrote this song for me, replace words with male antonyms Hear the beat I'm handling? It features a womandolin b**h (Sur5ILL) Hey it's me again: Sur Your local neighborhood friendly feminist Um, remember to eat the p**y, man If you don't, you're a basic a** n***a I mean, real talk That's a double standard um Yeah I mean Just start treating the women with some respect It's going to cycle out Um Give money to Planned Parenthood Google Planned Parenthood Donate money Yeah