Sur5ILL - Rejection Letter lyrics

[Hook] I don't take rejection well, back to the drawing board This really affects myself because I thought I scored The pot's calling the kettle black, I should just concede If I were to write a letter back, this is what it would read: [Verse 1] Firstly, let me explain to you guys why I'm upset The interview went fine; references I obliged at the request I went and shopped at Vineyard Vines--to the nines is how I dressed Because I even Youtubed how to tie a tie around my neck Yesterday I got a rejection letter, I suggest they better Turn auto spell off--my f**ing name is misspelled They should have double checked the header Anyway, she starts off by saying "Dear Sur" Like a sincere term Yeah I agree, she's got a real nerve I don't like the tone, bro, I can feel hers She wrote that "we appreciate your interest but..." Which is the simplest way for her to distance us "We're looking for someone of a different crust Not a Brown boy,​ but rather​ a Princeton trust ​Fund baby," I am from eighties Am I getting too old? I dunno maybe I was just eighteen I recall vaguely This is a market for "what have you done lately"? Uh...Used no connections, man, I don't need no one's help I'm no ventriloquist, dude, my résumé speaks for itself But what in the the hell? Apparently, it wasn't speaking that well And neither were my preppy pastel pleats and lapels [Hook] [Verse 2] ​Was it 'cuz ​​I was the ​blackest applicant, pardon--the beigest suitor ​I want to know the Dealey like where ​Abe Zapruder taped​ the shooter ​I f**ing read ​up​ on Forbes just how to gauge recruiters ​Why the f** trust a lame computer as an agent trained to tutor? I still cannot pay my student loans but I am standing tall Even though I'm going through hardships like pirates' cannonballs ​They screened a bunch of hack men, it's Royal Tenenbaums​ ​And the Outlook s**s like Microsoft has been installed But highlights from the thoughtful snub Are "Thank you, Sur, for the follow up... " ​and​ "​This part of the job is tough.."​ Putdowns change my bravado up​ ​And my résumé won't stay on file That's a lie an adult tells a small child​ ​I refuse to believe you have large piles​ ​But f** it--don't sweat her like argyle ​I'm adept and clever at finding whatever's obtuse in the letter ​Even before the "Best Regards" or the "adieu" from whomever​ ​(Y-yeah) "​We wish you success on your future endeavors​"​ ​Which translates to: "​Please excuse that we interview someone better" (BURN) [Hook]