Sur5ILL - Offer Letter lyrics

[Hook] (x2) I'm getting hired strictly on merit and a**ets This was a written warning forming for all you rap heads I'm greater than in every math facet or aspect My lab specs show that I've got as much heart as Brett [Verse 1] (Uh) Now that I'm hourly you better bow to me I expect a dowry or I'ma devour these flowery Cowards who wear dresses instead of trousers, empower me To fire at Will like the bad guys do to Mike L-Lowery Even if I was salary I'd still be flames like Calgary It's been a drill that I've instilled way before the allergies They offered health and vision benefits for a**ortments At the rate that I'm eating rappers, dental is most important Blow holes in you bro bros til you share traits with a porpoise And your boys rock RIP shirts that feature your portrait You don't ride cymbals or put snare in a bear hug Cuz you're a laughing stock nobody will ever buy shares of I load up the paper clip into the 401K That's metaphorical gun play; and payroll is on Mondays Y'all rappers are mundane, I'm winning capital sum gains You're the letter outstretched forefingers and thumbs make [Hook] [Verse 2] Although I'm hired for a position that's probationary I'll get a review after six months then the situation varies (uh) And I've filled out my W4 you've troubled me for I feel my ceiling rising if it means break through a couple of floors Your sh** is Bush league, I voted more guts with the Gore You've said your piece, as for what is in store--s*uts it's a war I clarified what I negotiated by employing me I want to run the kingdom is what I meant by royalties I've got a contingency plan if these lawyers toy with me 'Cuz these motherf**ers think they're slicker than BP oil leaks I'm getting over, HAHA I didn't sign the non-disclosure Because I'm actually a monster, I'm not a puppet like Grover Due to my legitimate rapping my benefits package Status is lavish despite the distributed taxes Thanks for following along on the job search Tomorrow is my first day, this is Sur signing off (WORK) [Hook]