Sur5ILL - #nerddom lyrics

[Hook] x2 Sur equals all emcees squared Man, I'm just another nerd.. why y'all emcees scared? Y'all just quiver in your boots with that empty stare I run circles around you b**hes, I'm all emcees squared [Verse 1] (Ayo) Sur is such a nerd it hurts.. or a dork Whatever word you prefer to slur with first I am the leader of the new school.. too cool.. who knew? Popular indeed with a need for IQ fuel I'm a straight shooter, I don't debate rumors Attack a va-jay sooner since I was a late bloomer I'm not ashamed, the whole factor Was I thought the degree of difficulty Could be found on protractors Still might be considered a lame 'Cuz I f** with video games When I'm not playing, I'm digging your dames Listen: I'm smart as hell--I won't belittle your claims I equaled your SAT scores when I scribbled my name Now that nerds are in It's Sur's revenge The number of pocket protectors purchased have been surging since I'm the chosen voice 'cuz I'm edgy and they let me Representing a bevy of geeks steady catching wedgies (uh) [Hook] x2 [Verse 2] It wasn't necessarily Dungeons & Dragons But the an*log controller as I'd plunge into Madden Not necessarily obsessed with math But I'd scour newspapers on a quest for stats It's not often in a situation nerds survive In bars calculating the ratio of girls to guys Biology says, "Hormones drew me to who*es." And Chemistry says, "Bring a beaker on a brewery tour." I read articles and correct grammar I got F's in wood shop because I said eff hammers My angst years I'd imagine girls hate me I was the 40-year old virgin until I turned 18 I had the wrong impression like, "Birds mate bees?" I conquered the equation whatever concern may seem Man, I'm the chosen voice 'cuz I'm edgy and they let me Representing a bevy of geeks steady catching wedgies [Hook] x2