Sur5ILL - Get Married Interlude lyrics

[Hook]: Why say "I do"? It's matrimony Why say "I do"? I'd rather go back to being lonely [Verse 1]: I ain't ever getting betrothed to a hoe while I'm clothed In a tux as she struts down the aisle in a robe Stands the minister, a sinister grin is bending the skin On his face at the pulpit swimming in sin Everyone stands for-- I pant, sweaty hands as she nears to my side The benches are cramped and I fear every stride That she makes, at this pace--she's stamping my pride The villain is given away k**ing me Feelings of unwillingness build and are distilling deep All I can picture is "..in sickness and in health" Every guy in here's a witness; I'm a victim and need help This relationship: every week is a slalom.. The rings are presented and I shift from Smeagol to Gollum We put each other's on, the priest would call our names: "I now pronounce you Mr. Idiot..and Mrs. Ball-and-Chain" Sur [Hook] [Refrain] x 4 Why say "I do"? (Preacher) You may now kiss the bride (laughter)