Sur5ILL - Corporate Speak lyrics

[Hook] If you don't know the language I'll tutor you (you) (x3) [Verse 1] All of you not familiar with corporate speak, open your dashboard It's in the app store, I'm about to give you a crash course They say sh** like "leverage" and "onboard" and "execute" All that means is "profit talk," "now bring me in more revenue" They say sh** like "fiscal year" and "there's a dip in shares" All that means is "work harder 'fore I fire every b**h in here" Excuse me--I mean "downsize"...now I think that f**ing sounds right I heard that "diversity kid" is the term they use for brown guys They utilize terms like "circle back" and "touch base" It means that "I'm certain that I'll chirp you back, you f**face" They say sh** like "value add" ...ok I'll allow you that As long as you can explain where the motherf**ing value's at A word such as "crowdsource" gets shouted out of their mouth forced It means fundraising occurs until the amount in their account's north They say "the books need balancing" The phrasing could seem challenging But it's not if you're talented Enough to study up on Sur's an*lysis [Hook] [Verse 2] If you don't know corporate jargon and why they all speak so awkwardly I'm offering possibly the most awesome audio glossary So you don't make a mockery Of yourself at the office In front of the bosses who wear Dockers and talk about property If you go hang in groups and the whole gang is suits And your own slang is loose and they're looking to Recruit you with your new coupe equipped with bluetooth Drop little phrases like "low hanging fruit" Watch out for the cute girls, don't get caught staring at their liquid a**ets Or HR will make y'all attend the sensitivity training cla** next In a different life, your VP may be DTF in R and D If your CEO finds out you're both SOL and out on the street Think before you deliver your supply chain to the dame, man, honestly Unless you don't give a sh** about your career then f** that broad in heat Just make sure that the ROI is worth it, perfect bravado sign I'm giving you this template as an example so you can follow mine This concludes our lesson on the Corporate Speak, an important piece No need to include on your expense report since the course is free [Hook]