Now you're very much like your mother And that's a natural fact But you couldn't look much like your brother's wife Or anyone like that And you don't look much like your sister 'Cause she's all big and fat But don't breath a word to your mean old dad 'Cause I'll be coming back I'm coming home to see you early in the morning I'll be around and on the first train today I'm coming home to see you while day's dawning All aboard, all aboard Put on some fancy clothes and meet me at the station Make sure I don't mistake you for your sister Jane Don't want to see you with your goddamn relations That's all for now, I'll see you, ciao