I like smoking non-addictive marijuana I like a big old bong but that soothes me But what I really like is a big spoonful of h**n 'Cause h**ne always gives me what I need I like a big shot of whiskey in the morning And a big old shot of c**aine in the afternoon Hell, shoot whatever you got but man, you best got a lot 'Cause I can see right now that yours'll be gone real soon You'd say marijuana is non-addictive If you knew my friend, that might be true And you get the punches, sit home and watch your TV But give me a hit, son, I'll show you what that sh**'ll do You'd say marijuana is non-addictive If you knew my friend, that might be true You get the punches, sit home and watch that TV But give me a hit, son, I'll show you what that sh**'ll do Give me a hit, son, I'll show you what that sh**'ll do