Superking - LLTK lyrics

[Verse 1] Once upon a time there was a kingdom Reigned by a king and much gin tonic His scepter was his ding dong His throne was a big bong Lips of a long dozen chicks licked his dick and no, I don't speak of england He always liked the buzz of a fight and to bustle around or to muster us for a cuzzy-hunt A man's man indeed! Just one thing made him weak: Sometimes he just jizzed for a week Party was the tax in this lands He was a hero with ants in his pants He always danced if there was a chance. God Damn! It was all about the king and his friends But then came the time when the governesses said: "Hence with 'em! Hence with 'em!" Damn! The thirteen took him back. s**ed him bad. Now he's dead His own fault they said. I say: f** that! [Hook] The king is dead! Long live the king! The truth ain't known! It died with him! All loyal subjects get up and sing! The king is dead! Long live the king! [Verse 2] That player rode up to the woods on his horse Get it? On his who*es. no? Why so morose? Give your noses blows! It's sad? Everyone knows that That's how it goes, bros. Don't follow hoes Into a hot spring! But that's what the idiot did. That dirty b**h just wanted to hit it big He didn't hit on it. He just didn't get it. f**! It ended up in a big mess. His Ejaculation covered his nation. The king drowned. Involuntary abdication But some tenacious stains on some carnations ended in a sensational mutation The rocks under them shaking. A f**ing golem's awaking Everyone freezing in shock. A superking made out of rock! [Hook]