Hey, won't you tell me your name It sounds like a line, but I've seen you before At that place, that corner café Sitting alone, drinkin' champa-a-agne... Hey, let me refrain There's a place down the road Where you don't drink alone And there's this band playing toni-ight And they're keeping me real, they've been keeping me alive Well, I ain't no son of Sam This ain't no bitter plan to get you through my doorwa-ay Try, try to understand it's hard to be a man, you're feelin' like a dog... Hey, that's a really nice name Now, *that's* a line, I know you've heard it before But I wanna know did the last one make you bleed? Did he ruin it for me? Did he ruin it for me? Oh, well I ain't no son of Sam This ain't no bitter plan to get you through my doorwa-ay Try, try to understand it's so hard to be a man, you're feelin' like a dog...oh Did you forget how to read a smile? Did you forget how to read a smile? And could you ever believe these eyes? And could you ever believe these eyes...? Ooooh, ahhh-ahh, ahhh-ahh, ahhh-ahhh, ahhhhh, ahhh-ahh, ahhh-ahh, ahhh-ahh... Well, I ain't no son of Sam This ain't no bitter plan to get you through my doorwa-ay Try, try to understand it's hard to be a man, you're feelin' like a dog... (Do the lovers make you sad? Do the losers make you happy? Do the lovers make you sad?) Do the losers make you happy? Do the lovers make you sad? Do the losers make you happy? Do the lovers make you...sad?