Make mine a Mini Shaken not stirred Ain't it the best thing you ever heard Countdown starting, engine's on This is one baby that built for fun 'cause I gotta a mini mini What a mini mini I've done so many many Miles on the road honey Better than Bardot And twice as hot What I go, she has not 'cause I'm so damn fast, and she's so slow My Mini Mini is a real go go 'cause I gotta mini mini What a mini mini I've done so many many Miles on the road honey To hell with the devil I made my choice Forget the Ferrari and the Rolls Royce If I ever get to heaven more dead than alive All I need's a Mini and to drive drive drive 'cause I gotta a mini mini What a mini mini I've done so many many Miles on the road honey