I was lost Lost on the bypa** road Could be worse I could be turned to toad Won't you take me back to my hometown? Take me back before I break down I say you please return me Will you ever return me? Will you ever return me? Just like Frankie Fontaine (X2) I wonder what can I do? I was found Riding a unicorn Could be worse I could be backwards born Won't you take me back to my hometown? Take me back before I break down Will you ever return me? Will you ever return me? Will you ever return me? Just like Frankie Fontaine I say you please return me Will you ever return me? Will you ever return me? Just like Frankie Fontaine I wonder what can I do? Calm down and then leave me alone (X4) I say you please return me Will you ever return me? Will you ever return me? Just like Frankie Fontaine (X2) I wonder what can I do?