i'll get most everything i wanted except for farrah fawcett i never see her anymore i left you while my voice was still changing while writing and arranging my life's pathetic little score i don't know if i'll ever get over her you were the closest thing, almost identical as far as i could tell like one of charlie's angels making out with you there in the closet (oh yeah, oh yeah) you reminded me of farrah fawcett (oh yeah, oh yeah) promise, you'll never make a promise you put me on your hit-list (at least you never were a bore) i'll take any thoughts you don't use i give away what i lose everything that i adore i don't know if i'll ever get over you you were the closest thing, almost identical as far as i could tell like one of charlie's angels making out with you there in the closet (oh yeah, oh yeah) you reminded me of farrah fawcett (oh yeah, oh yeah) i was still a virgin when i lost it (oh yeah, oh yeah) everything seemed like it really, really was medals from my tournaments d'amour have left me kind of sour maybe i should get a who*e and charge her after for the hour (woo-hoo) making out with you there in the closet (oh yeah, oh yeah) you reminded me of farrah fawcett (oh yeah, oh yeah) i was still a virgin when i lost it (oh yeah, oh yeah) everything seemed like it really, really was