[Intro] Two real cool, the dusty duo! What are their character traits? Ignorant - uhh, dullwitted - uhh Lazy - uhH! And unlucky - UGHHH! Exactly~! Exactly what I'm looking for [Verse 1: Billy Woods] Shoot the pilot on the cheap, script him spelling Two colored guys who hate police in the whip Honeydew melon, one's a loveable freak The other has a thing for white women I'm telling you this is what you selling! Take Dukes of Hazzard uptown People love goodhearted felons You need a love interest? I'll get you a Pam Grier lookalike in stilletos and ponytail It doesn't get better than this TNA never fails, first rule of showbiz We can have her run a neighborhood bar We can whip up a funky score One brother's just back from the war Streetwise, jive talk Afro parted on the side When he pimp walk Fuzzy dice in the ride Slick enough to always slide The other's educated, gla**es, articulate Blazer and sweater vest, menthol cigarette Columbia undergrad, he got kicked out for leading nonviolent protest Don't worry, the plot's light on black power Heavy on powerful pot Corrupt cops, mulatto broads Brawls in Harlem nightspots Studio 54 heart of gold who*es Junkies, stoolies Ricans with switchblades, dagos with gold chains And toolies sellin smack to moolies- That's all episode one Episode two, car chases in Chinatown All of a sudden the brothers know kung-fu Maybe down South fightin racists Yeah I think I smell ratings Let's talk papers (na na na I heard this all before) [Outro] It's a thing of the past Guess I've never really dug DEEP, into my pain as a negro Hey look, those things, they're they're hard to look at sometimes Yes Hi, I'm Donna Mills! Also known as Abby Cunningham from Knotts Landing Welcome to CBS' Happy New Year America I am just thrilled to be here in Times Square In new York City for tonight's celebration