I've waited so long for you to call, but now you're finally here and I'm a wreck. Worked out a little, even did my hair, but I'm not the man I used to be back there. I hope you have an ugly boyfriend, I hope you're working at a carwash, I hope your life went down the drain and everything is not okay, I hope your best years pa**ed you up. I dodged a bullet, One or two since then, You're not the only one who still calls me up. I'm still the jerkoff who listens to your problems, I never told you all the times, I'd wished you died in a car crash. I'm eating out my heart. I'm eating out my heart. And I'm not happy for you, That you're a better person without me. I'm so glad you decided to apologize, When I'm too numb to care, I'm just too numb to care.