This for everybody... Who doesn't have a lot of money But you have a little money, and when you get that little money... You spend that sh** I work hard for my money, so hard for the money Every time I get a little, I'm gon' spend it like a dummy If my money was a NBA team and I was the, head coach of the squad I'd be Jeff Van Gundy, wastin all of my funding My wallet stays hungry Mad like Pooh with the pot and no honey Money wouldn't be funny if I stuck to my budget, but my motto is "f** it" Buy now, cry later, hopin that everything works out in my favor I keep my receipt should I seek a release From this contract of commerce, speakin of which I'm the most at ease when I'm spending my grip But don't trip, I'm a retail s*ut Stimulatin the economy so I can get f**ed When I go out shoppin, I go for broke I mean literally, there is no hope Cause I'm a big time spender, let me buy that sh** Put it in the bag soon as I eye that sh** My pockets so broke, about to cry and sh** But do you think I care, it comes slow and goes fast (It's just not fair) I'm a big time spender, let me buy that sh** Put it in the bag soon as I eye that sh** My pockets so broke, about to cry and sh** But do you think I care, it comes slow and goes fast (It's just not fair) December 23. 2002 Around midnight, where were you? Me, I was out for them Episode 2 Star Wars action figures (Wait, back up my n***a, you can't mean toys?) Hell yeah fool, me and a hundred white boys We was waitin in line Some buy to collect, some to sell online (Man, hold up, you can't rhyme line with line) Man, that's not the point I spent two hundred plus before I even left the joint If my mama only knew I was out droppin notes when I owe her a few My a**'d be through, You wouldn't be hearing this song today Can you say, buyers remorse Now I'm prayin that my CD's sellin out in the stores Cause I hate being poor I may have dropped a couple hundred but I'm one with the Force And I'm a big time spender, let me buy that sh** Put it in the bag soon as I eye that sh** My pockets so broke, about to cry and sh** But do you think I care, it comes slow and goes fast (It's just not fair) I'm a big time spender, let me buy that sh** Put it in the bag soon as I eye that sh** My pockets so broke, about to cry and sh** But do you think I care, it comes slow and goes fast (It's just not fair) I mean, it comes and it goes, making funds from shows The next day I'm at the mall buying tons of clothes Eve though I get free sh**, hella LRG sh** I'm calling El-P: Quick! Send me some loot I'm over budget, I'm recordin (??) When that check comes, I hit the swap meet and I buy some new Jordans I'm often at Slauson, trickin of my chips of Bootleg movies and, brand new kicks I'm scan-da-lous, but I just can't help it Call me what you want just, don't call me selfish Always think of others, moms and my little brother It's the thought that counts, so I keep'em in mind As long as they stay out of my pockets, that's fine As for my girl? sh**, what can I say? Bought her a rice cooker and some lingere I know it's for my benefit, but that's how it is When you Big time spendin, let me buy that sh** Put it in the bag soon as I eye that sh** My pockets so broke, about to cry and sh** But do you think I care, it comes slow and goes fast And it's just not fair, BT$ Born to shop Buy that sh** Big time spenders Eli ?? {?} And Nick Carter 'Bout to buy everything in your f**ing local mall Get it out Better tell somebodyyyy {*fades out*}