Sunny Jones - Get Off It (The Office) lyrics

[intro] [sample from "Cold Blooded" by Common] "..I get the job done but some days I wanna take off.." [Verse 1- Sunny Jones] You wanna rap fam? You wanna be a star? You want the good life- hoes, shows, exotic cars? You want the limelight? You wanna shine, right? And you just working this job until your time's right "All I need is like one meeting with Def Jam And that'll be the end of my days behind this desk, fam" Dawg you know I'm rooting for you but on the humble This the same conversation we had 60 months ago This your priority here you got seniority here With top benefits my n***a just stick with this I know from afar the game could look rosey But you better off getting your money than where the hoes be You want the groupies that's down to service the penis 'Til they come back with attorneys that serve you subpoenas Yo it's true we do our best to dodge the state prisons Not to mention the roaming charges man listen [Hook] If I could I'd give you half my life Just so you feel me Everything that glitters is not j**elry If I could I'd give you half my life Just so you feel me, feel me Later for all that nonsense & foolery We on that 9-5 grind the office n***a you on that bullsh** get off it Get off it get, get off it [Verse 2- Sunny Jones] Let me show you how I be at work I'm never late I'm early I stay up out the way My super's name is Shirley she hates my Beats by Dres She thinks my work is stellar & I'm a handsome fella But notices I never show up at the corporate extras "You'll never get past the bra** if you don't Let 'em know that you exist so in other words kiss a**" n***a please I can't even picture me Rubbing elbows with the people in this hellhole Exchanging my cell phone numbers with these strangers Trading in my shell toes for loafers & Wranglers Shaving off my facial hair to get in the Fast Track Management Program & talking like Braxton, "Broham!" No ma'am I'm sorry, not interested Then she said, "well fine, tell me this what is your plan? You know this entry level position ain't paying Man you getting minutes in the game but you ain't playing, I'm saying" [Hook] [Verse 3- Chris Faust] I be sleeping in my Riviera attitude is Malcolm X Thinking 'bout my life more clearer planning what will happen next Space to watch the constellations minutes now that i been waiting And even though i'm 26 at least i'm not incarceration That's what i'm dreaming during office hours gossip talk Where the baddest women evil cause they see you wanna leave you chalked Chillin' out in Seaview with my people gotta keep it parked Cause n*ggas try to be you so to be you they gotta take you out Don Draper for that paper but that hater Got promoted cause he's quoted by HR he's s**ing now & laters F*cking hour later i'm still at work Soundcheck at 7 at 11 a** is still at work The nightshift day grind my lights off my duckets low Angie got her thong out during training so i love it though This work sh*t isn't natural these paychecks are still cashable Escape into my island Thomas Cruise without collateral Faust... [Hook]