Sun Kil Moon - Vague Rock Song lyrics

This is my vague rock song Everybody sing along This is my vague rock song Everybody sing along This is my vague rock song Everybody sing along This is my vague rock song Everybody's gotta have one This is my vague rock song Everybody sing along This is my vague rock song Everybody's gotta have one This is my vague rock song Everybody sing along Sounds like a little like Biz Markie Or Cypress Hill with a little bit of me Come now, everybody dance Come now, everybody dance Come now, everybody dance Come now, everybody dance Come now, everybody dance Come now, everybody dance Come now, everybody dance Come now, everybody dance Watch out right here You weren't expecting this Frank Zappa part This little part's gonna be good, this little part's gonna be good Let's go to Africa Rumble in the jungle I hope you like my vague rock song And that you aren't too terribly bummed I hope you like this vague rock song I feel it's one that you can hum And the words are not too many or too fast I feel it's something that everyone can grasp You gotta have a vague rock song In your catalog that everyone can sing along Come now, everybody dance (Come on) Come now, everybody dance (Come on) Come now, everybody dance (Come on) Come now, everybody dance (Come on) Come now, everybody dance (Come on) Come now, everybody dance (Come on) Come now, everybody dance (Come on) Come now, everybody dance Went on a walk today Stopped at the gym and I lifted some weights I'm middle-aged and feeling out of shape Don't wanna look like a California raisin It's the natural evolution of life Gotta lay off bread, pasta, and white rice Gotta get outta bed sometime and break a sweat Doc says I need to diet and a steady exercise regiment On the way to the studio I stop into a store The woman was staring at a TV that was blaring I said, "Dan, what's going on?" She said, "A chlorine attack in Syria. People are hospitalized and four of them are gone." Then a homeless guy came in begging her for food He said, "It's hot out here. I'm not a thief. Please, ma'am, can you give me something cool?" She stepped away from the cash register I walked over to the refrigerator She said, "Okay, please pick an ice cream, sir." He said, "Thank you, ma'am," and carefully selected a mint-flavored Klondike bar I said, "That was nice of you. Where are you from?" She said, "Syria." And that's why the glum look on my face All of a sudden the world got gray So quit dancing for at least today One minute there's life and love Next minute, red valleys of blood All of a sudden the world got gray So quit dancing for at least today One minute there's life and love Next minute, red valleys of blood So there goes my vague rock song I really tried but there's wars going on And Syrian grocery clerks with sad looks in their eyes Having interactions with homeless guys So there goes my vague rock song You no longer need to sing along Try to do something nice today Send your a lover a nice bouquet Of flowers and say "I love you" Though I gave it my best try I learned that I'm not a vague rock guy