Sun Kil Moon - Seventies Tv Show Theme Song lyrics

I know this song sounds like a 70's TV Show theme Maybe because me and the guy who are playing it are 49 and 53 Maybe we watched a lot of Welcome Back, Kotter and maybe we watched a lot of Sanford and Son Maybe we watched a lot of Three's Company or Family Ties or maybe a lot of Brady Bunch or whatever that one was with the re-runs Aw man, who didn't want to get down with Marsha Brady? Suzanne Somers or Valerie Bertinelli Or Farrah Fawcett, Kate Jackson, or Jaclyn Smith Nobody watched Charlie's Angels without having a favorite pick All I know is this reminds of the theme to Barney Miller It wasn't intentional, just adding a song on the record for filler Maybe this song will cause you to have a wet dream Maybe this song will cause you to connect with an actual human being And maybe you'll hear this song when the sun is up Maybe you'll hear it when you're down in the dumps Maybe you'll hear it on a Spotify stream Your girlfriend'll say, "Eww, you actually like this sh**?" Break it off with you and leave Or maybe you've already turned this song off Or maybe you're playing it and going, "Check this out, boss." Maybe you can't relate to this song Maybe you're a millennial and you don't know the references at all Maybe you'll hear it and say, "I prefer your older songs." Or maybe the world has changed and I'm not that songwriter anymore Sitting around, moping about the hardships of being twenty-four (being twenty-four) I've heard old that stuff, that's great, and it's available at the Amazon store (the Amazon store) If you like those steel-string guitar sounds and those old slow beats (those old slow beats) That's cool, but be careful when you're walking across the street (across the street) With those headphones in those inner cities (the inner city) A car might hit you, you might get mugged by a thief and you'll wish that you had a clue (you had a clue) Or you might fall asleep playing this album in the background Thinking okay [?], this is a pretty nice sound (pretty nice sound) And then maybe by the time it's about two or three (two or three) You'll find yourself deep asleep, having a trippy dream Just back from L.A. where I recorded vocals to the "Seventies" track You can tell I spent a really long time on the lyrics, right? I spent months on those, thank you Anyhow, it's a beautiful spring day in San Francisco And just as I sat down to take a breath, I heard something crash in my hall I walked over and part of the ceiling fell off And I was like, "Jesus f**ing Christ, can't I get a f**ing break?" So I texted my building manager and she said a guy would be over to look at it He came over to check it out and all of things I ended up hiring him to redo my bathroom I've been in the building for twenty-two years and it's time for some new scenery in there I told him I wanted a white tile with gray veins My building manager warned me that he was colorblind So I pointed to a marble top stand that's gray and white He said, "That's brown." I said, "No, man, that's gray You know? Like your hair, man. Gray." He laughed and said, "Okay, okay." I said, "Hey, I got a little gray too. I'm not picking on you. But please just tell the guy at Home Depot gray and let them pick the color." Fingers crossed that he gets it right It was a long weekend and I went to bed and I just woke up from a long sleep I dreamed I was invited to Farrah Fawcett's house It was a big, beautiful house somewhere in California There were maybe ten people there, none of whom I knew Though Farrah was older, she looked just liked she did in Charlie's Angels And she was kind and a wonderful host Her house was enormous with lots of gla** and light And a nice open living room I took a walk outside and all the land around our house was rolling hills leading to the Pacific Ocean The land looked something like a cross between Monterey, Carmel, Big Sur, and Point Reyes With beautiful orange flowers for days and days The ocean was off in the distance a bit but I walked down there And when I got the ocean, it wasn't the ocean anymore But a river There were two couples fishing who didn't appear to know what they were doing One of the girls said she caught a fish but was struggling to reel it in I offered to help and she gave me the pull and warned me that the gear had been rented The line seemed like it was snagged on something As I was pulling, I noticed a small boat floating towards us Holy f**, her hook was caught on a small boat and I was reeling the boat in I didn't know why I didn't think to cut the line I guess it was sort of fun catching a boat and everyone was laughing When the boat finally got to the shore It crashed fairly hard onto a dock But not too hard Of all things, a few people were inside I entered the boat to discuss the damage with them They laughed and said not to worry about it That the fishing pole probably took more of a beating than the boat I thanked them and when I jumped off the boat the girl looked petrified I said, "Aw, God, I'm really sorry to tell you this but the boat owners want to sue. They said there's quite a lot of damage in there, many of their belongings as well as the motor and some damage to the back of the boat." She began sobbing and I immediately hugged her and said, "Nah, nah, I'm just kidding. It's okay, there's no damage. They're super nice people and they even offered to give you a new fishing pole if yours was damaged." She said, "Aw, God," she took a deep breath, then she said, "Let's just get the f** out of here."