[Verse 1] All day we were stuck in the airport in Newcastle What a lousy night before and now with our flight to Holland cancelled A pretty girl with long blonde hair and light blue eyes Sat behind us staring off into her cyber life I asked, "Are you on the next flight to Amsterdam too?" She said, "No, I'm off to Greece" I said, "Ah, what is it that you do?" She said, "I'm a dancer doing a production based on Michael Jackson" The guys asked what her and I talked about I said, "A Michael Jackson dance production" They said, "Did you hear the latest on him? They found child p**no at his place And animal torture videos" [] Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa [Verse 2] Is the latest on him true? Well, I don't f**ing know But if I had a son would I let him get into a car with Michael Jackson? f** no I'm sorry for the bad things that his father did to him But it doesn't add up to building a Willy Wonka trap for kids And changing the color of your God-given skin You made creepy videos that the popular kids liked back in the '80s And once over a balcony he dangled a baby And did the moonwalk And talked like a nine-year-old girl I don't give a flying f** what he meant to the mainstream world Roman Polanski went down in flames and was incarcerated But this young little kid addict will forever be celebrated A hundred plastic surgeries and paid 200 million to shut people up Took someone's child like it was nobody's business and dragged them around on a tour bus [Chorus] He's bad And he's dead and I'm glad He's bad And he's dead and I'm glad He's bad And he's dead and I'm glad He's dead, and, to me it ain't that f**ing sad He's bad And he's dead and I'm glad He's bad And he's dead and I'm glad He's bad And he's dead and I'm glad He's dead, and, to me it ain't that f**ing sad [Verse 3] So, yeah I covered a song a beautiful song by The Jackson 5 But I believe our world is better with Michael dead than alive No grown man should have a house full of children's toys for the purposes of luring and impressing young little girls and boys Would you let Michael Jackson spend the day alone with your kid? If the answer is yes, you're a f**ing sycophant If the answer is yes, you are beyond fanatic And you have less love for your own children than you do for Michael Jackson Michael was a pop king and therefore made his own rules Created a new face and paid off his woes and blues Love his music, dress up like him for Halloween all you want to But that guy was as far as I'm concerned one seriously f**ed up dude If his music touched you and deeply moved you Well, that's what pop music is supposed to do But if you think he was a good guy for little kids, that he didn't drool Well I personally think you're a polly and a fool You might say, "Don't you know that Michael was acquitted?" Well, so was another rich celeb on his criminal trial named OJ Simpson [Chorus] He's bad And he's dead and I'm glad He's bad And he's dead and I'm glad He's bad And he's dead and I'm glad He's dead, and to me it ain't that f**ing sad He's bad And he's dead and I'm glad He's bad And he's dead and I'm glad He's bad And he's dead and I'm glad He's dead, and to me it ain't that f**ing sad [Outro] He didn't stop till he got enough He didn't stop till he got enough He didn't stop till he got enough He didn't stop till he got enough He didn't stop till he got enough He didn't stop till he got enough He didn't stop till he got enough He didn't stop till he got enough