"Incest is best" A man with a beard was smiling He told me this one day He kept apologizing to me "Incest is best" A man told me one day He had a beard He kept apologizing to me "Incest is best" A bearded scowling man told me one day He kept apologizing to me "Incest is best" A scraggly bearded man told me one day And his hair was never combed He kept apologizing to me "Incest is best" He told me one day He had a beard that was never stroked He kept apologizing to me