Sun City Girls - Coffee with Eyelash lyrics

Have you ever received a vicarious thrill from counting someone else's money? Well I never have! We were stranded out on the edge of town the other day out at Grove Cafe. We got a little cup of coffee, and THEN . . . . . well his penis was dead, but we had coffee, and I know that, that we had a little cup of coffee and my coffee had an EYELASH in it. I guess I lost it, cuz now that waitress will no longer ever be seen again by mortal eyes. Her disappearance will be one of the greatest unsolved mysteries of the 20th Century!