[VERSE 1] I put his body under a tarp So the rain could not decay it Started searching in the dark Maybe a shovel to try and hide this? How did everything go wrong? I don't remember how this first started Have fun dancing along Something hit him, maybe a car did? Or was it me? It might have been me... [Chorus] Oops look's like he's dead! His soul has finally departed! Second one this week But if you count the ones I outsmarted That's four Look's like I k**ed four Oops he's dead! [VERSE 2] I went on a lovely date It was going really well It started to get late They found his body in a well! I don't remember when I did it Or if I even did But how did they even find him? I swear I put on the well's lid! Ok, that time it was me Sue me! [Chorus] Oops look's like he's dead! His soul has finally departed! Tenth one this month I don't remember when this first started! But it's ten Look's like I k**ed ten Oops he's dead! [BRIDGE] Like I said I don't remember I think it was December I blame the cold weather For making me this way You're thinking what about in summer? When I k**ed Jeffrey and Hunter! Like I said: I don't remember! That's all I have to say Also [Chorus] Oops look's like he's dead! His soul has finally departed! Hundred and fourth one this year But if you count the ones that were uncharted One hundred thirty-five! I k**ed one hundred thirty-five! Oops he's dead! Oops he's dead! Oops they're all dead