[Verse 1] Ho Ho Ho So many christmas letters So many wishes Lucy wants a squeezie doll Jimmy wants a moon rocket Oh, this list is rather long Yeah! Hey now Santa I'm writing to you Cos there's a lot of cool sh** I want I know I've been naughty but cut me some slack Cos there's a lot of cool sh** I want So here's my list-a So check it out twice-a [Chorus] I want A solid gold Harley with machine guns on the front I want A Motley Crew lunchbox filled with sticky buns I want a see through jumpsuit that fits me tight I want all of the Beatles copyrights I want to chop Florida off the map I want Pamela Anderson's speedo top [Verse 2] So there you go Santa theres my christmas list Thats all the cool sh** I want But wait a minute Santa theres some things I missed There's still a lot of cool sh** I want So here's my list-a So check it out twice-a [Chorus] I want A time machine and a BB gun I want A statue of Moby on the surface of the sun I want To party naked on a schoolbus full of nuns I want A bumper pool table and a robot pelican [Verse 3] There you go Santa I'm sure you'll agree That there's some really cool sh** I want I know I've been naughty but I guarantee That I deserve every single one So here's my list-a So check it out twice-a I know I've been naughty but life ain't nice-a PS I still-a need some more sh**-a [Chorus] I want A diamond hyena shooting fire from his bu*t I want A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour buns I want A magical sleigh thats pulled by flying skunks I want All the cool sh** I want!