[Verse 1] She keeps her Moet et Chandon In her pretty cabinet 'Let them eat cake' she says Just like Marie Antoinette A built-in remedy For Kruschev and Kennedy At anytime an invitation You can't decline Caviar and cigarettes Well versed in etiquette Extraordinarily nice [Chorus] She's a k**er Queen Gunpowder, gelatin Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind Anytime Ooh, recommended at the price Insatiable an appetite Want to try? [Verse 2] To avoid complications She never kept the same address In conversation She spoke just like a baroness Met a man from China Went down to Geisha Minah (k**er, k**er, she's a k**er Queen) Then again incidentally If you're that way inclined Perfume came naturally from Paris (naturally) For cars she couldn't care less Fastidious and precise [Chorus] [Verse 3] Drop of a hat she's as willing as Playful as a p**y cat Then momentarily out of action Temporarily out of gas To absolutely drive you wild, wild She's all out to get you [Chorus]