Suggs - Straight Banana lyrics

Straight Banana I ain't never ever seen such a straight banana One man's ceiling is another man's floor Someone help me find this door It's not where it was before I should know I'm not too sure If that's just the way it goes Permission to come aboard your boat I've got a rusty nine bob note If I ever fall from grace I know you will take my place Cause that's just the way it goes I'm sorry we can't stay too long ashore We've really gotta go Straight banana We'll sail together Through stormy weather We'll sail off together Now I'm recognising people I've never met Will I ever pay back this enormous debt No questions asked, no deeds returned Faded photos that wouldn't burn That's just the way it goes Lovely cherry red victoriana I've never seen such a straight banana Look me up oh look me down Take my hand I'll show you 'roung All the places that I know