Missed my alarm clock ringing Woke up telephone screaming Boss man singing his same old song Rolled in late about an hour No cup of coffee, no shower Walk of shame with two different shoes on Now it's poor me, why me, oh me, boring The same old, worn out, blah blah story There's no good explanation for it at all Ain't no rhyme or reason No complicated meaning Ain't no need to overthink it Let go laughing Life don't go quite like you planned it We try so hard to understand it The irrefutable, indisputable fact is Psssh It happens My trusty-rusty had a flat I borrowed my neighbor's Cadillac "I'll be right back," going down to Wally World That yellow light turned red too quickly Knew that truck the moment it hit me Out stepped my ex and his new girl ("Sorry 'bout your neck, baby") But it's poor me, why me, oh me, boring The same old, worn out, blah blah story There's no good explanation for it at all Ain't no rhyme or reason No complicated meaning Ain't no need to overthink it Let go laughing Life don't go quite like you planned it We try so hard to understand it The irrefutable, indisputable fact is It happens Ain't no rhyme or reason No complicated meaning Ain't no need to overthink it Let go laughing Life don't go quite like you planned it We try so hard to understand it The irrefutable, indisputable fact is Yeah, the irrefutable, indisputable, Absolute-able, totally beautiful fact is Psssh It happens