[Intro] [MURS talking] Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah YEAH! Aaaah. Shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh Whoa, calm down, calm down, wh-whoa Whoa, wha-whoa wha-whoa whoa whoa. Shhhh Let me talk Let me talk. Shhhh. Look. Whoa whoa [Verse One] [MURS] Calm down What's this all about? How you raise your voice and yellin' at me in my house? Look I should kick you out if you want to scream and shout Cause I'm just not in the mood for a heavy weight bout Oh, that's what's up then You keep on interruptin' Like you runnin' thangs, hold up let me tell you somethin' You can roll your eyes and stomp your feet But your mouth might put your a** out in the street Open your mouth again, the story never ends Talkin' to me crazy like I'm one of your friends I can't get a word in You should try listenin' I should call you Tyler Perry since you always dissin' men If you keep on raisin' hell I'm gonna get up on my cell So when the Police come, Miss Madea Goes To Jail Well, well, well Look who changed they tune I think these fights go with the cycle of the moon Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm talkin' about PMS And if we had more s** you wouldn't be so stressed But you like to front like that time of the month Ain't the reason why you got your panties all in a bunch And that's figurative and literal The sh** you pull is pitiful For one week a month you always make my life so miserable So, here we go gettin' loud and obnoxious When really what you need is some Motrin and chocolate I'm only jokin' On the low, kinda hopin' That comedy will calm your a** down for the moment I wanna turn the game on You busy with the same song Okay, I'm not right but look, I know I ain't wrong You ain't goin' nowhere Put them bags down Got your hands in my face Oh you think you bad now? Okay Let's just see where that gets you Knock yourself out cause I'm not the one to hit you And I ain't sleepin' on the couch My neck's still hurtin' from the last time We gotta talk now? C'mon, can't it wait till halftime? It's like your favorite past time You yell and you scream But nothing comes between a man and his favorite team And look Don't make me choose cause you just might lose Now, take your a** to the other room, turn on the news Wait, wait wait wait wait wait I didn't mean it like that I'm just excited from the game C'mon baby come back Look I'm sorry, I'm sorry I got a little silly But c'mon what really arguin' about now really? You know I love you You know you love me But why does it always have to get so ugly? Don't even want to hug me because you wanna stay mad It's the crazy game that men and women play since way back But men never win, so forget it man I'm out Cause I already planned on sleepin' on the couch [MURS talking] You know what? Know what? Forget it, forget it. I'm finished. La la la la Where's the remote? I'm takin' the good covers too You can't take the good-you sleepin' on the sheets And when you get cold don't try to snug up on me on the couch Don't try to call me back in there later either. I'm out this mother! [Verse Two] [Suga Free] Wait a minute what? What did you say you gonna do to my Impala? I'll jump out this car so fast and drop kick you in the medulla oblongata Okay I see you stupid just like your momma and them Yeah I said it And I was just as stupid as you for stayin' with you Cause I regret it So let me get in clean Cause the game don't change, people do These little n***as jumpin' out blastin' in them skinny jean And the last thing I need is your a** to ha**le Yeah man she told the judge I hit her She hit herself in the head with a bag of apple And I told her, "I hate goin' to your spot" Cause her daddy can't say nothin' Unless he put that thing on his neck that make him sound like a robot And I sound retarded right? I can't lie One day a bu*terfly landed on a skull and brought tears to my eye Think I'm ungrateful and she would never satisfy Keep showin', they laugh at her cause her daddy got k**ed Going to the hood tryin' to pay a n***a to pee on me And you ever been with one or two b**hes Just you and her in the car You know she farted but she lookin' at you like you did it She kinda dirty to us Man, I can't stand a woman, act polite, take a sh** and never give a courtesy flush One day we went to apply to a phat loan She said, "Ah yes." Changed her voice up and said "b**h you don't ever talk like that at home" But that's what woman do Just like that, "This is my husband." Lie I keep tellin' you, "Quit tellin' people that cause I ain't nothin' to you."