Sudden d**h - Slow Painful d**h lyrics

{*a parody of The Fugees' song "k**ing Me Softly"*} Numbing my brain with that singer Echoes for days in my head k**ing me slowly with this song k**ing me slowly with this song Ruined my whole life with this tune k**ing me slowly with this song Hi, you're tuned to WDUM, this is Moronic Mark Comin' up this hour we got The Fuglies, and a Little later we'll hear "Let's Do It" by The Polar Bears, then we'll probably hear The Fuglies again If you've got something you'd like to hear, good For you. Put it in your CD player. And don't forget About our daily contest. Give us a call and guess How many times today we're going to play this song The person guessing closest to the actual number of Plays without going over wins a crisp new 100 dollar Bill printed right here in our studios I heard them play a dumb song On WDUM And then play a commercial Then that same song again And when the song was over It echoed down my spine Numbing' my brain with that singer (1 time) Hear it for hours on end (2 times) Digs in my brain like a pitchfork k**ing me slowly with this song Goes on for hours in my head k**ing me slowly with this song I felt nauseous and almost Threw up in my hands I thought I had a migraine And then they played it again I prayed that God would k** me But I just kept on living Numbing my brain with that singer (9 times) Drops my IQ just a bit (12 times) k**ing me slowly with this song Playing it over and over Keeps going and going like that bunny k**ing me slowly with this song (Yo, take it to the bridge...and throw it over the side) (This song goes on, in fact it doesn't end 'Cause we're never gonna end the song ) Numbing my brain with that singer (87 times) Don't even know all the words (142 times) Threatened to blow up the station That didn't stop them, or this song Heard it that whole night in my sleep k**ing me slowly with this song Numbing my brain with that singer...