Sudden d**h - Everybody Dies lyrics

{*a parody of Method Man's song "All That I Need"*} They all will bleed and then die, a-aahh Jason's a guy that you really oughtta watch for To him you ain't nothin' but a fly, he'll squash ya Nothin' feels worse than an axe to the scrotum Chop off your head you'll be dead like the others All just revenge for his mother, Ewokie I don't think he wants to play hockey Back in part one his mother took revenge for her son Then someone said hey it was good, make another one Even when the sequels bombed they would think of new ways To k** people so they made another one Now there's eighty-some-odd movies you can rent in the store And you know that they're gonna make more, and keep it up (aww) And the story's the same, we ask why Kids go to camp, have s**, and then die So what, you don't need a plot to make a buck We got masks to make, I tell ya it's so fake Just get a bunch of kids to go to Crystal Lake You know Jason's gonna turn 'em into Shake-N-Bake They're all dead, Jason kept his mother's head And the maggots 'round here are well-fed, he's a k**er They all will bleed and then die, a-aahh He's almost all bones, 'cause he's rotted off his skin tones Five minutes alone you're as lively as a stone Obviously Jason has a mind of his own He cut open someone's head and then he took the thing home Even when he's dead he won't stay that way long Uses pick-axes, knives, a weed whacker, a tampon too Crazy glue and a shoe, that's how he k**s You give him some money, he'll give you some thrills Don't forget your popcorn, then you will be fine You'll be seein' him till the end of time, best believe They're all gonna die and you know it's true All the druggies and the smokers and the health nuts too Anything from a sneeze to a gun will do And then they'll make another movie just for you They all will bleed and then die, a-aahh