Sudden d**h - Wedgies lyrics

Fruit of the Loom, Calvin Klein No matter what the underwear goes up your behind Buy what size you want, the underwear don't stop Climin' up your bu*t for an embarra**ing time It's called a wedgie, and there's nothing you can do Because the power of the wedge overpowers you It's a magical force that pulls your underwear up Get a wedgie and walkin' is tough [Chorus] It's a magical force that nobody understands It's a universal threat to your mind Your voice gets hoarse and there's sweat in your hands As the wedgie goes up your behind Guard your back give a warning to your friends Don't try livin' life on the edge Watch out for the attack, it's a powerful trend It's the magical force of the wedge Some call it sick some call it obscene You can see his bu*t-crack right through the dude's jeans I don't know which is worse, a wedge up their back Or when they bend over, carpenter crack It's a form of torture for nerds of all sorts Just lift 'em in the air by the back of their shorts I bought a couple pairs from a Star Trek store And they boldly went where they've never gone before Once they go up they feel like plastic Time turns 'em into swiss cheese with an elastic It won't be long, in fact it's quite soon You can keep your pants on and still chuck a full moon Everybody gets 'em, everybody picks 'em Everybody hates it when their underwear tricks 'em Some poeple pick wedgies discretely, some bold Some poeple look like they're diggin' for gold [Chorus]