Lumpy, chunky, smells kinda funky Addicted to the sickness I'm a toe jam junkie Pull it out your toes, not out of your behind Toe cheese goes well with a fine wine Store it in a pickle jar, keep it in the pantry Collecting all your jam makes your house look fancy Scam all your jam as you jam to the beat Dig deep into your big pteradactyl feet And scrape it out, chisle, even polish it too Toe jam, toe cheese, maybe even tofu Take the real thing, not the imitation scam Get into your feet and get into the jam