Sudden d**h - Sleep Around lyrics

{*a parody of House of Pain's song "Jump Around"*} Pump it up, stick it in, let me begin I came and went now I live a life of sin It starts with the neighbor, she does me a favor Could go down the block, but I'm savin' some for later Find 'em, surprise 'em, tell the girl some lies then If jimmy starts to rise then start lookin' at the thighs and It doesn't matter where, she happens to be there Drawers everywhere, pungent odor in the air Skeezin', pleasin', hope there's no disease and Her hair up my nose causes uncontrolled sneezin' All you gotta have is a hole and a heartbeat On second thought, who needs a heartbeat? I came to get down, you came to get down So get out your pants and sleep around [Chorus] Sleep around (3 x's) Wake up get up and go down Hump hump hump... I make a mess when I'm with somebody else If the girlie says no I'm whackin' myself The word on the street is that your momma likes meat So I'm-a visit for a while see how much she likes me But when it's your turn be careful not to get burned Clap on clap off then you're all full of germs 'Cause I'm not sick but she may not be in the same boat So if you're gonna splash wear a raincoat But if you wanna lose reality and live in a soap opera Take the first girl you see and then go bop her I don't mean to gloat, but when I rock the boat It reaches up her body to the back of her throat I came to get down, you came to get down So get out your pants and sleep around [Chorus] I move in for the k**, I got a lot of sk** I'll never do a pig 'cause I'm not beastial But one ho was hairier than a Brittish Terrier Three's not a crowd, now I say the more the merrier But I ain't goin' out on no date Get used to one position, yo I might switch ya Up, up on the wall, then back accross the floor Put out for me and you may wake up underneith the kitchen sink I'm lookin' for my who*e, she's going to get sore Knockin' up girlies then goin' to get more I came to get down, you came to get down So get out your pants and sleep around [Chorus]