Sudden d**h - Pick It lyrics

{*a parody of Ice Cube's song "Wicked"*} 1, 2, 3, 4 fingers and I pick it Put my whole hand up my nose when I pick it Out, wave it about Then I just pa** it around like a hand out Pickin' runny snots, bloody clots Then throw 'em on the ground and connect the dots Need 'em 'cause I eat 'em Take me to a starving country and feed 'em 'Cause I just pick pick pick And then I start to lick lick lick It's like an art form If you wanna learn I'll teach it Got one up my nose but I'm never gonna reach it 'Cause it just floats all around like a boat And it just fell down the back of my throat Chokin' on a snot just gaggin' It feels like it's as big as a dragon, a station wagon So put on a plate and pa** me the salt And I'll ingest it like a chocolate malt Like it, dig it, yup I keep on diggin' my finger and lickin', 'cause... [Chorus] I love to pick it My finger goes diggin' up my nose Then I flick it A flick of the wrist and hey there it goes Or I like it I like to stick my tongue up my nose Me never gettin' hungry 'cause me always have those Yes I'm a nose hair wrecker Got me a plan to set the new world record Do you know what I mean? Got a huge pile that's lumpy and green Sticky thumb, sticky finger, sticky clothes Never seen with a runny nose Save in the back for a snack Take a step back, this one's as big as a cow 'Nam, use it just like napalm Trick ya, then stick a little booger In your piece of pizza, then watch you eat it Dig it out till it's closed out Yup, people always get sick 'cause they're grossed out Don't care if you're sick I'll just dig with a shovel and a pick Sleep, snore, dream You know what I'll do I'll dig up your nose too Sometimes other people's boogers taste better When I pick it, lick it, so I'll just pick it [Chorus] People wanna know what for I got a snot and my mouth is beginning to water No there just ain't no stoppin' Order out for pizza and use it as a topping Nothing quite like it when it melts on the cheese Mom can I have some more, please, please? The crusty ones are hard to bite A horse has snots but they don't taste right You really gotta try this I know you're gonna love this But if you've never done this Here's some cooking tips Ground 'em all up and put 'em in a mix Then boil a pot full of water If you haven't tried it you oughtta Then add some salt, just a dash Put it in a dish and begin to, uh, mash Serve it on a plate, it tastes great And it works as bait I'm the pickin' chef And the restaurant critics dig it So I'll just pick it [Chorus]