Sudden d**h - It s**s to be You lyrics

God damn, why don't you get a life I know beauty is only skin deep, you're right But ugly goes down to the bone So how's your love life, still holdin' your own? Ya know I just saved your rear I k**ed a sh** eatin' dog on the way over here Don't get embarra**ed, no need to blush But you're so full of sh** that the toilet won't flush What's that stuff comin' out of your toes Yo, you got a big green thing on the end of your nose As for looks you're a gonner So ugly no dog would ever want to piss on you The I.Q. of a slug Got hit by a cup and said you got mugged And I really think it's funny That you sold the car when you needed gas money You're hopeless man, you ain't got no cla** So fat it takes two trips just to haul a** And for your first kiss you had to beg Couldn't get laid if you were made like an egg And when's the last time you showered Man you smell like you died back in 1985 I guess there's nothing I can do But I tell you one thing, man, it must s** to be you When you were born the doctor slapped your mother And thought the afterbirth was gonna be your twin brother And you grew up broke And nobody fixed you so now you're a joke Because you're just so wide That when you walk down the street there ain't no other side And you were just outta luck When you jumped in the air and your a** got stuck Took a trip went to visit Japan And they thought Godzilla came back again Your house redefines the bad mess I can't believe that you failed your blood test I got some bad news for ya, don't cry I told your mom to act her age and the b**h died What diseases you got? Man I heard that During phone s** the hoes make you wear a jimmy hat Now I'm not trying to be rude But you don't get crabs from eatin' sea food And if you wanna clean your ears, my God Buy some Q-Tips, quit usin' tampons You don't sweat much for a fat ba*tard Put your car in drive and it might go faster Go play in traffic if you got nothing else to do Damn, it's really gotta s** to be you