Sudden d**h - Flatulent Baby lyrics

{*a parody of LL Cool J's song "Jinglin' Baby"*} I call you every day, we go out every night I hope we'll be together for the rest of our lives People spread gossip, just jealous I guess Because the smell that you give off makes 'em choke to d**h You eat baked beans and you've never been full But you pour 'em down your mouth by the bucket full Check out the way the bed sheets rise and fall The strong ga**es make cracks in the wall I didn't hear it but I smell it please turn on the fan And before you leave please flush the can Odorous emissions are the iceberg's tip If you feel it buildin' up then just let it rip But then oh no, I'll get the gas mask I tried to fumigate but it's an impossible task I've gotten used to it in fact I kinda like it when it's done Now, go ahead and cut another one [Chorus] I'm flatulent baby Go ahead baby You rip 'em and cut 'em like you're only made of gas A crowded movie theatre will empty out fast Taxi driver didn't let you get very far Took a little whiff, get out my car! I'm accostomed, but the rest of you If the aroma's too much then I'll tell you what to do Stand back, get as far away as you can Or you'll be hit with a smell that can level the land Baby's got back with a serious attack That affects me just like an aphrodesiac It's real bad, you'd better check your dirty drawers And the sound mistaken for a herd of wild boars I don't mind that my eyes are bloodshot I'm prepared, so give it all you got Forget other body functions, this one's a trip Yo baby, bend over and let it rip [Chorus] When you first walked in you were beautiful no doubt But that smell that came with you nearly knocked me out I tried to hold my breatch, I nearly choked to d**h Strugglin' for air, I had to call the EMS How you gonna stay alive while you're inside and elevator I can't believe it, the ga**es can't be fumigated We go swimmin', I'm in a lot of trouble It could be a hot tub cause there's so many bubbles You go have fun I'm taking a vacation Cause you've got the ultimate in constipation Girl yo, I love you but you smell bad And it drives me nuts Knockin' over houses while the owners run Man watchin' you fart is my main source of fun I've gotten used to it in fact I kinda like it when it's done Now, go ahead and cut another one [Chorus] I can't believe you tried to breathe the same air as me The fumes'll put a strain on your olfactory Bad breath and body odor is what you're about Every hole in your body has a stench coming out I hold my nose when you approach I suppose That you ruined your clothes and can't breathe through your nose Hold it in, you can't but you tried I can't help if you smell like somebody died People avoid you like you had the plague My brother took a deep breath, that was a big mistake Barnum wanted you as a side show freak I'm gonna give you a cork to plug up the gas leak You know I love you baby and you know I don't care That you constantly smell like you burn your hair When you pa** by and you pa** your end They say that limburger woman walked by again So take a step back give me some room to breathe You smell as if you got some kind of fatal disease Other men said they loved you but the smell made them liars Now go ahead and fart all your little heart desires [Chorus]