{*a parody of Kris Kross' song "Jump"*} [Chorus] Dump! Dump! My bedroom is such a Dump! Dump! I like livin' in a Dump! Dump! I can't help it it's a Dump! Dump! Uh-huh, uh-huh Don't try to compare this to another mess it's the best Of the trash, lots of cla**, livin' in junk and don't take nothin' less Because I start, chart, rip and tear it apart 'Cause I have taken the act made it into an art Don't try to come inside, 'cause you just might die Some old underwear everywhere you know why 'Cause everything is piled up where the odor lurks Take one sniff and it's (choking to d**h) I beat the nation with pollution and my radiation Most people think that it's Hell, but this is my vacation People pa** out in my room 'ause they can't breathe Most peple can't find the doorway so they never leave [Chorus] Uh-huh the room's pungent, (pungent) I lock 'em up and use it as a dungeon (dungeon) The D. E. V. O. S. P. I. C. E. Yeah you know me I got you gaspin' and pa**in' out and squirming all around, G In the mess so many kids got lost I think they got burried underneith my dirty socks In the back you find things that you can read about in Gorezone And like L.A. it has been turned into a war zone In my room there's a floor I ain't never seen Don't feel sick, but I think my skin is turnin' green When I'm bored I count the dead bugs on the ceiling I'm tellin' you, man, nothing beats this feeling [Chorus] Now, my room is filled with this and that No one knows for sure what happened to my cat And for all y'all s**ers who still don't understand Check it out.. Some of them tried to clean it but they died whenever they tried Some of them tried to clean it but they died Some of them tried to clean it but they died whenever they tried Some of them tried to clean it but they died 'Cause I love makin' a makin' a makin' a makin' a mess, baby I love makin' a makin' a makin' a makin' a mess I love makin' a makin' a makin' a makin' a mess, baby I love makin' a makin' a makin' a makin' a mess I'll make you're room a.. [Chorus]