Sudden d**h - Superfriends lyrics

{*a parody of Prazwell's song "Ghetto Superstar"*} [Chorus] We are superfriends, fighting 'til the end With the Wonder Twins, yes we always win Come along with us, an adventure 'waits We will be ready to rock, uh-huh With our corny dialogue, uh-huh [Verse One: Tom Rockwell - Sudden d**h] Some got X-Ray eyes, some fly through the skies But these high tech guys always find the best buys From Batman to Superman, Aquaman The Green Lantern keeps us nice and tan Who dares oppose us, the Hall of Justice stars A million criminals with unlimited Visa cards Black Manta, uh, the Legion of Doom A genetic nightmare, there's no time to lose I'm from Krypton, Aquaman knows Davey Jones Wonder Woman by my side, how I'd like to jump her bones Strike with the force of a truck full of stones But Kryptonite affects me like the sun on ice cream cones I'ma lead my friends to victory over the villains Keepin the peace so you folks can keep chillin All without making a single k**in So the bad guys can come back for a sequel or a zillion [Chorus] When danger calls, we don't pause at all We will fight for all, in our underalls Watch us every week, as we kick some bu*t Use my jet and magic la**o, uh-huh That Lex Luthor's such an... bad guy, uh-huh [Verse Two] My ears are pointed, Robin's double jointed Get any girl I want, but I try not to flaunt it I bought this new high tech utility belt The best one they sell, guaranteed not to melt I think Robin is swell, but can't stand how he smells Together we'll catch the Riddler, put him in a cell I know we'll catch him, cause we're a team But I still don't know what Holy Halibut means Now Mitzelplix is back, he's a pain in the neck Only way to send him back is if he says his name backwards Man, messin up my brain like a pound of crack Turned me into a big flower creature that quacked Grin like a Cheshire Cat, suit like a jester Body like an elf, voice like Fran Drescher Doesn't matter in the end, cuase I always win Send him back to the fifth dimension once again [Chorus] City's under seige, villains all you see 'Nother crazy scheme, call the Justice League We will be right there, to restore the peace You can rely on the good guys, uh-huh And nobody ever dies, uh-huh [Verse Three] Just when we thought we were finally done Brainiac, Bizarro, and the Toyman come Two Face, didn't make it into this show But we still got the Cheetah, Lex Luthor, and Scarecrow I installed our new computer today Cause our old one had about 32K Things were going fine, everything was great Till I went and installed Windows 98 Now the damn thing doesn't work at all And we're in debt to our necks from the tech support calls And Robin won't talk to me he's still sore That he can't access his porrrrrrn [Chorus] Good old Superfriends, city's one defense Now when things get tense, we can call our friends We will kick some bu*t, and for free no less And now evil better beware, uh-huh Cause the Superfriends'll be there, uh-huh (Once more for Wendy and Marvin) Good old Superfriends, evil we will fend It comes back again, but it never wins And we'll be right here, 'til the end of time And nothing can ever stop us, uh-huh Till our show stops making profits, uh-huh