Sudden d**h - Necrophilia lyrics

Living in the dead zone, my foreplay Takes place in the land where cadavers decay Every Friday night I go out to the necropolis And take my situation to the max and get on top of it People think I'm sick and I never deny it I just tell the people not to knock it till they try it But nobody understands, they think I'm sick in the head Just because I am obsessed with making love to the dead I'm a necrophiliac I'm in love with the dead, no I'm not smokin' crack My wife dropped dead just a couple years back "'Til d**h do us part" is a load of horse crap Take it from me 'cause we're still in love Got an everlasting blessing from the Man up above My wife is the best, she makes me feel dizzy Me and the corpse are gonna get busy [Chorus] Wham! Bam! Thank you ma'am Those underground are the best in the land Wham! Bam! Thank you ma'am If the dead can't do it, no one can Dead things rule, I mean nothing goes wrong Man I never hear complaints about how big or how long Many people think it's sick just because the body's cold But I love bein' the one in total control She never talks back, she doesn't even say no She doesn't care if I'm diggin' her up fast or slow And girls if you're looking for the man of your dreams You can dig him up anywhere and I guarantee That he'll be hard, but now back to me The thing I like about it is so easy to see I can go anywhere and I'll always have a date She's all I ever wanted and she never comes late Birth control, don't need none of those things Dead things can't reproduce more dead things Bones and rotting skin are nice to the touch And the worms and the maggots don't mind too much Cadavers look cool when they're dressed up in charms Just as long as she doesn't fall apart in my arms If you can't see it my way, don't give me flack Carca**es are s**y when they're flat on their back [Chorus]