If a tree falls down and nobody is around Then does it really make a sound But if the mafia k**s someone and doesn't get caught Is the person really dead? I thought so If the moon's made of cheese and there's a man in the moon Is the man in the moon made of cheese If me, myself, and I, are all the same guy Then who are you? All I do is get chickens, usin' all my blood for a milkshake Make a chocolate pizza save it up for an earthquake This is all my life in my head, knock on wood Papa Smurf is gonna blow up Mr. Roger's Neighborhood Allow me to reiterate, or literary idiot Reality went bye-bye, pretty colors always get with it Caboose got detached, parachute didn't open You're dead, do you know what I mean? He's so stupid [Chorus] d**h Flowers in my lawn Growin' out the back of my brain Reality for me is all gone The d**h Flower made me totally insane My big banjo keeps the break dancers all square Over hill over dale, Chip and Dale are over there What's the point, where's the beef, are you really that round? Let's put a hose in the ground, watch the gophers all drown Oh Captain, my Captain, the ship's gonna blow, Jim Desperate for a rocket, notify my next of kin How exactly do you go about kicking a balistic Try Unlucky Charms, they're magically sadistic™ [Chorus] Who's the Big Mack? Is it that clown with a white face? Let me get a cubicle for Basket Case Got a bimbo from limbo eatin' chicken real fast If your car starts to fart don't give it no more gas I got a.. [Chorus]