Sudden d**h - Pair O' Dice Lost lyrics

{*a parody of Coolio's song "Gangsta's Paradise"*} As I walk through Las Vegas oh this city is def I take a look in my wallet and realize there's nothing left 'Cause I've been bettin' and losing for so long that I still hear lots of bells and my money is gone But I ain't never played a game that was really worth it Me win on a slot machine, you know that's unheard of But then this one machine I'm playing, just kept on payin' Unfortunately that was the ATM I bet through dinner time so I skip the meal As the ball goes by my number on the roulette wheel Damn, I'm the type of guy who never seems to beat the odds But I'm back every night saying goodbye to the green gods [Chorus] I keep paying out the price When I roll this lousy pair o' dice (repeat) The dice are laughing at me, they always trap me I can't roll a number seven, I get plagued by the craps I put all my money down to throw my point But not only don't I get it I don't see the point My luck it all ran out 'cause I couldn't find the cork Seen more craps in my life than a plumber from New York I'm a brainwashed gambler and chronic cursor But my luck's gotta change because it can't get worse Piles of chips like to dwindle away I make less in a year than what I lost today I got 23 mortgages, should I make it 24? Oh hell, it doesn't matter, just one more Tell me why are we so blind to see That they'll take us for every last penny? (chorus) Liquor and the money, money and the liquor When alcohol is thinking, the money goes quicker Everybody's betting, and most of them are losing But they don't give a damn, because of all the boozing My bu*t is going numb 'cause I lost the circulation I can't afford the plane ticket back from my vacation I'm outta cash, I'm outta luck, I stepped in crud I think I'm gonna try and sell my blood now (chorus)