Sudden d**h - Infection lyrics

{*a parody of Run-D.M.C.'s song "Perfection"*} Infection's my job, I must be valiant I'm a germ that was born with a natural talent I enter your body then I put up a fight No mistake I'll make you puke all night I'll throw your body out of synch, your eyes'll turn pink Your head'll swell, and your feet'll stink My buddy's a tapeworm, make your stomach squirm I'm a funky fresh germ that'll give you heartburn My name is Mucus Rappincoccus this is where'll I'll stay And if things are going steady you'll fart all day Infection Infection Infection Infection You'll get a kidney stone, cancer of the liver My buddy goes up your nose and it runs like a river Your H.E.A.D. will feel like T.N.T You'll get strep, a yep, and missing teeth I k**ed your dog, cat, your mouth, and rat Your fly went bye-bye, now I'll make you fat I'll infect your body just as fast as I can And when I'm done you'll look like the Elephant Man Infection Infection Infection Infection I may struggle, I won't quit I'll find a new place and give you a zit It takes hard work to make you feel like this It's my job 'cause I'm an infectionist Infection Infection Infection Infection