Sudden d**h - 10th Anniversary Song lyrics

Yes me, I'm the man with too much time on my hands I sell tapes even though there's almost no demand I write rhymes even though none of my rhymes sell I take showers even though it won't help the smell Do it in my basement, cheap equipment Ate all the Doritos, need another shipment Found another sample, wrote a new song Recorded it 32 times and it still came out wrong It was way too long and the vocals too low And I think the tape deck is running a little slow This song is even hurting my ears We haven't been creative in ten long years Time was made to be wastes Belches were made to be tasted Noses were made to run Sudden d**h was made to have fun So we do it like this even when the people diss, I use The d**h Flower and ask 'em if they piss in the shower I act polite and preceed with caution Then I bust a rhyme and I try to brainwash 'em Sales of the tapes are painfully slow Now I'm back where it started ten years ago To relive the d**h we put in our rhyme And to see how little we've improved over time So let's take a trip back into the past When we started a group we didn't think would last If you paid any money that was your mistake Now welcome to the tenth anniversary tape